My New Book

25 Feb

Hey y'all. I wrote a new book!!! I finally decided that i have my own potential upon writing a book, especially after reading Tricks On Dog Owners For Doggies and therefore decided to come up with one of my own.

My book title's gonna be......

"How To Cross A Road For Dummies" !!!

Here is a part of the book that I'd be writing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road, many often ask... Yet there is a question that I, personally could not understand from those who asked this.

Analyze, clearly a chicken with merely one billionth of my brilliant brain would only cross the road to be killed, even by a pink small tricycle. Wouldn't the answer be obvious enough that it ain't because they wanted to fetch some chicks across the road, nor would it be they wanted to have lunch in KFC. With 100% confirmation, I guarantee you that the tiny portion of their brain wanted to kill itself from its humiliation when compared to mine, and that's why, knowing that the chickens wouldn't want to end up in the most pathetic way of death, like what happened to the chickens who went to BBQ chicken for help.

So, why didn't people started asking, "Why did a person cross a road like a chicken?". Don't deny it, we see many of those around. Even though I am hidden behind the walls, I could tell, that is happening all around.

And that is exactly why I wrote this. I wrote this to help many of you to not cross a road like a chicken.

Note these basic rules that they taught in kindergarten, it still applies here:
i. Look left
ii. Look right
iii. Look left again
iv. Make sure there's no pink tricycle coming by
v. Cross the road

It sounds darn easy to do this, yet one thing that some missed is that, if there is a big bloody car blocking your sight then just stick your head out before looking left and right.

In summary, this is how you do it.

Stick yer head out.

Look left.

Look right.

Look left again, before crossing the road.

Now then, you wouldn't be crossing a road like a chicken anymore after following my guidelines.


PS: No refund to those who bought me books.