I Took A Picture Of An Angel

Hey hey, have you heard??

The other day i was snapping pictures from about. And when i was looking back my photo album, i saw that i snapped the picture of an angel.

Serious!!! I'm not lying. I don't recall taking this picture but its in my gallery!!!

I show you!

This is for real...

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See??? Told you i'm not lying!

Shy?? Me?? Barely Fits In

You want to take my picture? Really?

No lah... Don't want lah...


You serious ah? Don't lah...

Weeii!! Don't take lah... Don't lah Don't lah

Okay lah okay lah!

Since you're so persistent in taking my picture
Take take!


Haaaaaaiiiiiii!!!!!

Woaw, good pictures.
Or maybe its me looking good.

Thank you for your good job.
Shake hand?

Mooaaarrr pictures of me

Since there had been a long absence of me in my blog, I'm sure you miss seeing my pictures too.

Just so to remind you, I'm still pwetty *blushes*

So here, see?

I'm still as cute as before


And i'm so cute that I'd give you a smooch.



And these are some of the Kewl~ poses.

Head sticking out, bet you can't do it the same way that i did.


Heh heh. Loving me yet?



My side profile.

Gosh, I'm sooooo good looking i'm falling for myself.

News, from the newspaper

Okay okay... Someone's really lazy on updating my recent pictures huh..

Anyway, I came across this in the news paper the other day.

Its extremely shocking, and it goes something like this:

Our Idiolized Girl's Having An Affair?!?!

This report had been written according to news sent in by an unknown someone with the following pictures and details. The person wishes to remain unknown and we will respect that for the shocking information that he/she had provided.

Our glamorous girl had been caught red handed, sleeping with someone else?
Impossible! is what we screamed, however, the truth cannot be denied, especially with these pictures that were sent in.




We are very disappointed with you, how could you do this to us? We trusted you, yet you betrayed our trust?

Sleeping with the man next door????


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This is absurb!!! I absolutely did not do that! Its so clear that its photoshop by someone who's very jealous of me. Its true that we drank a few sips of cocktails the other night but we did not sleep together.... with that bar in between us

Meet My Friends!

Hmm... i noticed that my secretary hadnt really been updating my blog again.. seems like i need to hire a new secretary now... =P kidding! ...but she still aint doing her job. >=|

Anyways, just a few cute updates now.. not really about me, but of the cute other puppies out there!


Firstly, my goodie friend, Usagi!


I'm trying to be good friends with her now, but she seem to not... really...like...me... yet... =( She sorta growls when i go near her... but i'm sure things will loosen up more as the time goes by.

(Note: That's the picture of her taken for another occasion, actually. But hey, its still her anyway!)





Second: The purple and miniature dog.


I knew them when i first came here. They are boring people, unresponsive. Trust me on that. They don't play with me at all and usually just lie on the bed staring into space.

Worse still, sometimes in a really REALLY odd position, like with the purple head turned 180 degree, and leg over the head =S Weird.

But there were times that i got bored of walking around so i decided to pull them down the bed and have a lil... dog-to-dog play.. you know? Oh well... They usually end up in the laundry basket later on...

Anyway, this is them taking pictures together.






Thirdly: Baby.

Yeah, this is actually Anna's new puppy! She's a golden retriever, just like me! She's sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute, like me =D I havent really met her face to face yet, but I'd do that soon.

She looks almost like me when i was... younger.

Note the resemblance:

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I have a feeling that we'd get along really well...




Forth: A Rottweiler


I didn't really met her before. But saw her in a pet shop for sale.


She's really nice, and looks obedient. I'm sure she would be a good friend.

Hope that she finds a good family




Fifth: Some friend that i'm not sure of what breed...



She was just lying there, in a stone-selling shop. When we went close to her, she just jumped up. She's really small, seriously! She's probably the seize of near to two hands put together's length. However she sure is happy to see us =D




Lastly: Handsome Boy

Yup, he's another Golden Retriever. And he sure is large sized! He looks really good too, so i'm calling him Handsome Boy =D



Looks at him!!! *drools*

My New Buddy

4 March

My new buddy came by. His name is Max. He's just like Ricky, but much slimmer and he's a bit brown.

This is a video of him.



Tehehe... He sounds like a sissy...

My New Book

25 Feb

Hey y'all. I wrote a new book!!! I finally decided that i have my own potential upon writing a book, especially after reading Tricks On Dog Owners For Doggies and therefore decided to come up with one of my own.

My book title's gonna be......

"How To Cross A Road For Dummies" !!!

Here is a part of the book that I'd be writing...

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Why did the chicken cross the road, many often ask... Yet there is a question that I, personally could not understand from those who asked this.

Analyze, clearly a chicken with merely one billionth of my brilliant brain would only cross the road to be killed, even by a pink small tricycle. Wouldn't the answer be obvious enough that it ain't because they wanted to fetch some chicks across the road, nor would it be they wanted to have lunch in KFC. With 100% confirmation, I guarantee you that the tiny portion of their brain wanted to kill itself from its humiliation when compared to mine, and that's why, knowing that the chickens wouldn't want to end up in the most pathetic way of death, like what happened to the chickens who went to BBQ chicken for help.

So, why didn't people started asking, "Why did a person cross a road like a chicken?". Don't deny it, we see many of those around. Even though I am hidden behind the walls, I could tell, that is happening all around.

And that is exactly why I wrote this. I wrote this to help many of you to not cross a road like a chicken.

Note these basic rules that they taught in kindergarten, it still applies here:
i. Look left
ii. Look right
iii. Look left again
iv. Make sure there's no pink tricycle coming by
v. Cross the road

It sounds darn easy to do this, yet one thing that some missed is that, if there is a big bloody car blocking your sight then just stick your head out before looking left and right.

In summary, this is how you do it.

Stick yer head out.

Look left.

Look right.

Look left again, before crossing the road.

Now then, you wouldn't be crossing a road like a chicken anymore after following my guidelines.


PS: No refund to those who bought me books.